Deviant Advice Monday!
Hey folks.
So we did a little brainstorming the other day and figured out that letting our site buddies over at Deviant Advice field a few questions from our readers on occasion. While we do strive to give you the geekiest perversions around, we also want to show a fun side and that’s where the good folks at Deviant Advice come in. So feel free to hit their site for Hate Mail Monday, then come on over here for a double-dose with Deviant Advice Monday!
From: XXX@yahoo.com
To: thepervygeek@gmail.com
Subject: blowjobs
Hi Pervy Geeks. So I really like blowjobs. A lot. I like sex, but I really can’t get off unless I give a blowjob at some point. Why am I like this? What’s the geeky side of this desire?
Oh sweet baby. I know you wanted a geeky explanation to this, but it’s pretty obvious here.. you’re a slut.
But hey, turn that frown upside down darlin’. We LOVE sluts. They’re some of the finest people in the world and here’s why:
Sluts typically tend to give most (note: NOT everyone) a turn and, thus, help them on their journey of self-discovery and passion. The female sluts help give awkward guys (and some awkward ladies) their first, or newest experience that would otherwise get them laughed off a first date. And what do they ask for this? Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zilcho. It’s all strictly a humanitarian pursuit and, frankly, is the greatest charity there is. Sexual charity requires absolutely nothing to do. Just two pulses and somewhat-compatible equipment. Hell, you don’t really even need a bed or a bedroom.
So see? You’re actually a humanitarian. A sexy, dirty, humanitarian….